Have you read every word I’ve written so eloquently that it makes your nose run, your eyes sting, your butt clench up so tight that you could break walnuts? Yes? No? Maybe so?
Anyways, did you at least have some fun reading some of my weight lifting stories? Oh well. You can’t please everybody…wait! I think I saw a hand raise up…Nope, nope. He was just shooing a fly away.
Well, I did try to entertain you. But me thinks I was not too successful in my endeavors. But I will not let that deter me from making you smile if not laugh a little out loud….Muhahahaha!!! Nope, that’s too evil…Hahahaha…That’s better.
To be quite honest I did enjoy writing for all of you. Fans or not. Even though we are held captive in our homes due to a virus that might kill as many people as the flu did. Well, enough of that.
Have any of you purchased some of the things I have showcased? Raise your hands…Higher. Let’s see…One…Okay mom, you can put your hand down now.
Wow! With those numbers I think that I will take the proceeds and buy a small piece of paradise…I can afford a small, a very small …Rock?
All kidding aside, I hope you enjoyed the writings of a slightly crazed madman…Who, if not set free from this self imposed isolation, may become a slightly crazier version of a slightly crazed madman….Muhahaha…Stop that!
I wish everybody who reads this has a goodnight or even a good morning. If you have gotten this far reading this post, I wholeheartedly applaud you with a side of laughter. (Click the bottom sound bar. Please)
Doesn’t that make everybody feel better about their situations? I mean, I’m no doctor but isn’t laughter the best medicine? I’ve heard that a thousand times myself…But I wont bore you of what my doctor thinks of me. I really hope that I’m not boring anybody.
Anyways, everybody have a great finish to a bleak month. We have just passed the halfway point of April, which of course is my birthday month. Do you want to see a pic of me on my birthday? Are you sure? It might blow you away! Oh. The pageantry of it will leave you breathless. Are you ready? Really ready? Here it is….
I know, I know…I look so elegant and lively in this pic taken on my birthday. Look at the crowds around me as I regal them with my hilarious stories in the gym. This picture makes me want to cry. Literally cry. Boo Hoo Hoo!!!
Please don’t worry about my insanity, err I mean sanity. I’m just having fun with you all. Now if you excuse me I have to get back to the institution now.
With warm regards,